I have just moved into a new flat in Wimbledon. It is a lovely place very close to the river, and I love it already. However, my neighbour is a bit of a strange guy. He believes that a major war is going to break out soon, and I should start to protect myself. I meet all sorts of characters when I work for Wimbledon escorts, so I did not let this guy worry too much at first, but now he has started to worry me a little bit.
The other night when I came home late from Wimbledon escorts, a bag was hung on the door. It had a little note on it, and in the bag was an army style back pack. The note talked about me preparing to pack a bug out bag. Apparently my neighbour was ttrying to help me to arrange for my escape in case war broke out in this part of the world. I was really shocked and was not sure what to do.
I spent the next couple of days trying to avoid my neighbour, but when the weekend came around I simply could not avoid him anymore. He asked me if I had made a list of what to pack in my bug out bag. I had not thought very much about what to put in my bug out bag, but I had made a list just as a giggle really. If you like, this was going to be very much a Wimbledon escorts bug out bag, and but I guess it was not really what my neighbour had meant when he talked about a bug out bag.
Over a couple of tea, I showed him my list. He asked me what all of the difference names were on the list such as Rabbit and Big Teaser. I told him that all of the names referred to my favorite vibrators. Looking at him, I thought that he was going to jump out of his chair. Well, what does he expect, a girl like me cannot go anywhere with her vibrators. To keep him happy I had even included spare batteries on the list so he knew that I was taking the task seriously.
Did I tell him that I worked for Wimbledon escorts? No I never told him to that I worked for Wimbledon escorts, but it was clear that he did not think that I was taking things too seriously. Well, to depends on what you all serious. Some people may not be able to manage without their favorite brand of beans, but I cannot manage without my favorite sex toys and sexy lingerie. I know that a bug out bag is not really meant for sex toys and lingerie, but they are very important to me, and I think that the other girls at Wimbledon escorts would pack the same things in their bug put bags. After all, like I said to my neighbour, a bug out bag is supposed to be something personal and stuffed with thinks that you need. I certainly know what I need…